I've had kind of a crappy few days. My mood has been in the toilet. It is either my fault...I attempted something before I was ready...OR it is the wonky moon we had the other night. Nevertheless, because of this I have been somewhat of a Sour Puss. Join me for a shot of bitchiness, won't you......
- People who didn't shovel all winter and now have mini-skating rinks in front of their houses. These people are, without a doubt, the same people who don't scrape their car windows. Get off your lazy fucking asses and start chipping the ice away....on your hands and knees...with a Sharon Stone-esque ice pick. You all make me SICK and I hope you FALL. Yup, I said it...I. HOPE. YOU. FALL.
- Cosmetic/hair companies who use actresses or singers to peddle their products. Whatever happened to models? If I was a model I would be pissed. I don't need to see Drew Barrymore 25 times a day hawking mascara. Watching her talk out of the side of her mouth like Jean Chretien sends me into a rage.
- Tattoos. I am SO sick of tattoos. Sorry folks but only about a quarter of them out there even look half-good. I am sick of 20-something little girls walking around with sleeves thinking they are cooler than everyone else. I am sick of people talking about them or droning on and on about their “next one”. NOBODY CARES. And no, having a tattoo does not put you into a different “category” than everyone else. Get over yourself. Mark my words kids...this is a trend. Take heed laser removal clinics. There is going to be a BIG BOOM in the next few years. Start hiring now.
- Pink hair, blue hair, red hair. It's soooo 2010. Unless you are under 16, it's over. You don't look edgy anymore. You look outdated. Move on.
- I am SO sick of people being so bloody kidcentric. Not everyone has kids. Not everyone WANTS kids. Those who have decided against it should be applauded for knowing they aren't cut out for parenthood. And hey, as far as I can tell when I go shopping or out to eat, a good number of those who have children, shouldn't. Get off your high horses (chairs?). Not having kids does not make me or anyone else, less of a person. And contrary to popular belief...one CAN have a very fulfilling live sans kids.
- The latest Dairy Queen commercials with the guitar that “sounds like dolphins”. Who is coming up with this shit? It is not even remotely funny or clever. Where is Donald Trump when you need him...Dairy Queen marketing execs...you're FIRED.
- People on Facebook who post semi-nude profile/album pics. I can't begin to express how pathetic I find this. Are you really THAT desperate? Cause let me tell ya...that's how it appears. And mothers out there...Really? You want your kids and their friends looking at you half-naked? I am pretty sure there are other websites that would be happy to post your pictures...perhaps cougarsdesperateforattention.com.
- This is actually a very personal/serious one I HAD to throw in. People who cut and run when a friend is going through a tough time. I pity you. I sincerely hope you end up all alone. I also hope your friends are all exactly like you because you don't deserve to have good people in your life. Karma is a bitch, bitches.
- 1-800/888 numbers. Seriously. I am ready to SNAP. Correction...I HAVE snapped. I have an 888 number that calls every single day...more than once. It is a computer generated survey so I can't tell them to fuck off...though I still yell it into the phone. What? It makes me feel better. Don't say you never do it!
- The people out there who are convinced the earthquake in Japan has to do with the bible. You know...the ones who think the earth moving is one of the “signs” of the “last days”. How fucking brainwashed are you? The BIBLE? It is a work of FICTION...and not a very good one at that. “Natural” disasters have been occurring FOREVER and the human race is still here. With that being said, I hope when Jesus Christ “returns” he brings Elvis, Liberace and Michael Jackson with him. Woot...party!
Well, that is where I am going to end it. Yes, I may come off as being bitchier than “usual” but...it's my state of mind at the moment. Gotta be honest. I'm not one to fake my mood...I couldn't if I tried.
You know you love me,
Stacey xo
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