My Observations of the Male Species

Seeing as Valentine’s Day is tomorrow I thought I would write a little something about men. Ack… I have the hardest time saying “MEN”. In my eyes, they are still “guys”. Though in my eyes I am also still 20. Sigh. Here are a few observations I have made over the years about the opposite sex. 


1. I don’t care who it is or what they say. Guys…errrr…MEN really are only interested in “one thing” when they first lay eyes on you. If they tell you different, they are lying.  Period. 


2. As presented in one of my favourite movies, ‘When Harry Met Sally’, men and women cannot just be friends. I truly believe this.  If you are a woman and have, say, 5 male friends I can guarantee you that 4 of them will eventually fall for you or at the very least, want to sleep with you (whether this is verbalized or not is moot). The fifth guy in this scenario? Gay.


3. There are men out there who will almost always choose the blonde. At least it has usually been that way in my experience. My whole life I have been the brunette friend that they chat up to get to the blonde.  Jerks.


4. In the same vain, a lot of men also prefer  the airhead. The girl that will laugh at jokes she doesn’t get, the girl who will agree with everything, the girl who will completely change her likes and views to appease “her man”. To these guys, boob size is more important than the ability to converse. 

5. While most of society is repulsed by them, there are in fact men who embrace the “gold-digger” (an animal whose population is out of control and is in definite need of culling). Makes sense though as these women will do virtually anything for a designer bag and cubic zirconia earrings.


Now before y’all go ape-shit on my spinster ass, remember...this is just what I have personally witnessed in my (nearly) 41 years. I realize there are exceptions to every rule and that there are just as many women who exhibit questionable behaviour (which I’ll save for another post).  I also realize there are some pretty great guys out there. I’m just not sure where they are?


You know you love me,


Stacey xo