An open letter to the girls of Saskatoon:
The birds are chirping, the sun is shining and the snow is almost gone. Ahhh...Spring is finally upon us. SPRING being the operative word.
This is the definition of spring:
Spring--The season of the year, occurring between winter and summer, during which the weather becomes warmer and plants revive, extending in the Northern Hemisphere from the vernal equinox to the summer solstice and popularly considered to comprise March, April, and May.
In other words, it is NOT SUMMER.
Please girls, I beg you, put the booty shorts (or Daisy Dukes as they were called in my day) away. It is not time. Though quite frankly, it is NEVER time for booty shorts. It is my strong belief that there are only 2 women on the planet who can successfully wear these shorts...or as I like to call them, “denim panties”. Those 2 women are Supermodel Gisele Bundchen and actress Cameron Diaz. Anyone else who puts these damn things on looks like either a prostitute or the resident of a trailer park in Kansas. Use this as a a guide. If your body does not resemble either one of these women...do not, I repeat DO NOT attempt to wear these shorts. You are only going embarrass yourself (sorry...I'm nothing if not honest) and offend those around you.
You know you love me,
Stacey xo
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| If you don't have this EXACT body...please refrain. |
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